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Splitass Cockhouse 

A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.

when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.

Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."

cocksore 

That cocklord sure does have one hell of a fine cocksore on her lower lip.
cocksore by Doug10 September 30, 2005

cockhole 

A girl's mouth. The thing she stuffs with food before giving you shit about the lipstick on your nutsac.
Shut your fucking cockhole before I cave your skull in, ya dumb cunt!
cockhole by BennyGB October 12, 2006

Cockhopper 

I broke up with cause I found out she's a cockhopper
Cockhopper by Nicoxman8 May 23, 2015

cocknoseitus 

cocknoseitus comes from lying your nose will slowly becoming larger than any cock before. Your nostrils will have balls hanging out from them. Everytime you lie the balls will grow and nose there is no limit
Girl 1: They have cocknoseitus
Boy 1: whats that?
*People who walk in with cock nose and balls hanging from nosetrils*
cocknoseitus by zsenor December 23, 2020

CockHouse Attack 

N. To be striked by a penis in a circular motion. Can be damaging but depends entirely on the girth and length of the cock as well as speed.
"Dude, remember that girl i hooked up with last night?"

"Yea, man"

"Haha, I CockHouse Attacked the shit out of her and she has a mushroom print now hahaha"
CockHouse Attack by 13thkill July 4, 2009