Cock-blocked by geometry 

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.

Cock-blocked by geometry by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs 

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs

Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs by #getrekted November 2, 2017

kitty cock blocked 

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.

"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."

kitty cock blocked by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012

Car cock blocked 

When you're trying to speed on the highway and some asshole blocks your lane driving at or under the speed limit when they don't have to. Especially frustrating when the road is completely traffic free except for the guy ahead of you

Driver: Fuck!

Passenger: What?

Driver: I'm trying to get to class on time but this mook just cut me off going way too slow

Passenger: You just got car cock blocked

Driver: Feels bad man

Car cock blocked by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

black cock blocked

Where a white guy has no chance with a white girl because she knows black men are bigger and better

Washington - "hey look man that fool just got black cock blocked by that fine ass white gyrl"

black cock blocked by hephaestus June 25, 2010

keyboard cock blocked 

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

keyboard cock blocked by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

Blocked Cock 

a cock (penis) that is censored in an image.

"Hey! You blurred out my cock! You made my normal cock a Blocked Cock!"

Blocked Cock by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023