cob

A roll of Toilet Paper.

Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.

I'm going to the store to get some cobs!

I need a cob.

by Spud__666 January 16, 2011

Cobs

1950-70's word for dibs

Man 1: Cobs on the last slice of pie!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!

by Deeshceel October 24, 2008

Cobbing

to tackle violently or slam down

Susan Hayne was seen cobbing Betsy onto a glass table

by Dewey Oxner April 1, 2008

Cobbing

To project one's own personality or way of thinking onto someone else.

"If they were hungry they would do this." "No if you were hungry then you would do that. You're cobbing."
"Nobody pours milk before cereal" "No you don't pour milk before cereal. You're cobbing."

by Quip Logic February 2, 2015

cob

Northern English slang for a bread roll (shaped similar to a cobble stone)

I was starving, so I ate a sausage cob

by IanM September 14, 2003

Cobbing

The act of taking goods left at Good Will donation trucks after hours. Often you would stop by multiple different sites and sort through and drop off the items from the previous sight that were determined to be unwantes good. Marie Parmley, of Washington state practically invented it in the early 80s with the help of 2 young children.

Hey Tom, wanna go cobbing tonight? I drove behind safeway and saw some nice stuff there we could get for your new place.

by nastyaxe18 May 12, 2016

Cob

Cob- to nibble repeatedly as if eating an ear of corn.

My dog likes to cob when she is anxious.

My dog will cob on stuffed animals and blankets.

by Kikisays April 23, 2018