cobsmacked

utterly astounded by the joy that comes from eating Cobs popcorn for the very first time.

I tried this new popcorn the other day and I was so cobsmacked I couldn't stop myself from eating the the whole packet. How do they do it?

by Cobs4Life April 30, 2013

cobster

the guy at the barbecue who steals all the corn and falls while tryna hop the fence. also an insult to big socks bobby and g cuzzo aj😉😉.

he just takes those bong rips like a cobster!!

by g cuzzo December 22, 2020

cobsux

Easy way to say hello to homosexuals who happen to go by the nickname of "Cobra" while in their gay IRC chatline with other homos.

<Cobra> Hello, who can i blow today?
<JoeZ> cobsux.
* JoeZ takes a hot steaming shit on cobra!!

by blackwidowZ24 November 22, 2007

COB's

Coke (cocaine) off boners

"did you see josh last night dude?"
"...Yeah he was doing COB's left and right!"

by Higher!thanlife August 6, 2010

Cobsmith

Any individual certified in designing and constructing a Web of Cob.

As the Hallo’s of Ween approaches, I need to hire a local Cobsmith to construct an intricate Web of Cob, the likes of which my neighbors will be conversing about for years to come.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

cobski

The same as cobber. Australian slang for mate, friend, pal.

Bazza: I've put the slab in the fridge mate.
Simmo: Cheers cobski!

by dynomonkey March 12, 2020

Cobster

Someone who poor work, rigger, butcher, shotty work, inferior workmanship, chisler, Loki.

That guy is a cobster.

by Asswipey November 3, 2021