cobbles willy

idiot, spaco

a retarded person

by fish May 6, 2003

boobly cobble

booty call. used by cool people in the bay area.

"should i call my booblycobble tonight?"
"i had a bomb ass boobly cobble last night"

by zooly parkins January 26, 2006

Cobble Hill Cannon

It is when you shart on your girlfriends face. Then you slap her with your dick.

Hello i gave my girl a cobble hill cannon last night.

by Kass Gorgson January 8, 2008

Gobble my cobble

When you get yo girl to gobble on your extremely hard penis

Oiii, gobble my cobble

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

Cobble wobbler

A prostitute

She was a cobble wobbler, just trying to make ends meet on the streets.

by Captaintreekle April 17, 2021

cobble stomp

Sexualised placement of one or more feet into a cobbler, usually peach. Often clothed in a single sock the stomper will move the foot about attempting to get the more fluid material to pass up and between the toes. The cobble soiled socks fetch a premium from the right wearer.

That Onizuka chap offered to pay me handsomely for some basic cobble stomp photos, dude didn't even want me to cry during it.

by Maximus Polokov April 16, 2019

Cobbling

To tickle a mans anus while sniffing cocaine out of his penis to make the man cum as much as a volcano, then squeeze every drop of cum into a cup then shit in it, freeze it and make lollipops out of it for your kids in the summer time.

Hey john i was cobbling last night was terrific, your wife now calls me the cobbler, btw john your wifes a dude

by Cumrick afc October 22, 2025