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burn the coal pay the toll

when a white girl has a kid with a black man and the black guy leaves her a single mother
omg tyrone left maddie a single mother!

burn the coal pay the toll 🤷 ♂️
by idometh August 6, 2023
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Coalposting

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"
by some anime pfp May 5, 2023
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Coaster Sweat

Coaster Sweat is the greatest bedwars player ever. He was formed from oblivion when Slysic created the universe, and Slysic gave infinite power to Coaster Sweat. He holds the record for the fastest block in, has never lost a game, died, or been hit. He is simply the best, and the answer to everything. Coaster. Everyone loves Coaster. (You should sub to Coastqr on YT) Coaster Sweat is the best
Guy 1: OMG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO I'M FAILING LIFE
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who is the best bedwars player
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: Who has the fastest block in
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you

Guy 1: WTF....
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thanks
by SlySimp August 30, 2021
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Coal Ridge Middle School

a shitty school in firestone, colorado where administration does absolutely nothing and everyone has a nicotine addiction. you're either a white kid who sweats over fortnite or a retard who wears checkered vans and thinks they're on gang shit
Melissa: Hey, do you know what happens at Coal Ridge Middle School?
John: Of course! That's the worst school!
by kiwijuulpod August 7, 2019
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coaster buddy

Someone who you would go on a roller coaster with in order to keep you company. Without a roller coaster buddy, it would have to be pretty embarrassing to be the only one in your row on the coaster train. It is a known fact that single people want roller coaster buddies.
Joey: Will you be my coaster buddy?
Rachel: Sure, I'll keep you company on the roller coaster.
by raging bully April 15, 2009
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coalition of fat gay retards

an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."

"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021
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lump of coal

Man it really sucks, I know this is the third year in a row that Santa is going to leave me a lump of coal!
by Guido1 December 22, 2009
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