coachella jesus

The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.

Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.

And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.

“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.

by Craig Rasputin May 26, 2018

coachella bod

A bod that is ready for Coachella. Particularly in shape and/or very tan.

I'd love some ice cream, but I'm working on my Coachella bod.

by Bianca Boovia April 18, 2016

Coachella Burrito

Three white girls in a Snuggie. Is usualy associated with sex, and Starbucks.

" Hey bro, I just had a Coachella Burrito! White girls will do anything for coffee."

by Sixshooterp September 4, 2016

Coachella Taco

A woman's vagina after intercourse at Coachella (following a major outbreak of genital herpes at Coachella 2019).

"The doctor said I had herpes! I can't believe this...last time I had sex was at Coachella!"

"Looks like you ordered that Coachella Taco!"

by Courtneylius April 26, 2019

Coachella Time

When you are going to be 15 or more minutes late to an event, but you let your friends know right before you are supposed to be there.

Starr: Sorry guys, I know I said 6:30, but I won’t be there until 6:45

Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!

by Pheelips April 15, 2024

Coachella 2016

"It was coachella 2016, this was the vibe at the time." Kendall Jenner

Using coachella 2016 means pointing out that something is old or outdated like outfits or selfie poses and that they are cringe nowadays.

It was coachella 2016, this was the vibe at the time.

by Chppellroanfan June 14, 2024

Post Coachella Depression (PCD)

The overwhelming feeling of emptiness and inability to return to "real world" activities such as work and school after an EPIC weekend of beats, pool parties, glowsticks, minimal clothing, beats, desert boogers, endless amounts of booze, unlimited sunshine, making new friends, beats, screaming realtors, vans with no seats, 1,000's of pictures, ridiculous videos, and more beats that one experiences upon returning home from Coachella Music and Arts Festival.

My friends and I had lost the will to live once the Post Coachella Depression (PCD) had fully kicked in the Wednesday after Coachella.

by R-Piz May 11, 2011