Also: Fuster Cluck
Term used to describe the state of affairs resulting from too many staffers and not enough TRAINED staffers on a project. This usually happens as a result of a rush or deadline which cannot be met, when managers or planners resort to simply adding warm bodies to the effort out of sheer desperation or incompetence. Also results from having a surplus of supervisors or other overhead-related personnel who cannot actually perform any useful work towards project goals, especially where the prescence or contributions of these people hinders work performed by others.
Term used to describe the state of affairs resulting from too many staffers and not enough TRAINED staffers on a project. This usually happens as a result of a rush or deadline which cannot be met, when managers or planners resort to simply adding warm bodies to the effort out of sheer desperation or incompetence. Also results from having a surplus of supervisors or other overhead-related personnel who cannot actually perform any useful work towards project goals, especially where the prescence or contributions of these people hinders work performed by others.
"Man, we were 8 days behind schedule on that project so my manager decided to send us all of his interns as well as show up himself. Turned it into a complete clusterfuck. There must have been 20 guys in one cube at once."
by Nathan March 5, 2005
Get the cluster fuckmug. "The rescue teams' helicopter crashed while trying to rescue the survivors, turning the once huge problem into a clusterfuck."
by Heraf May 1, 2003
Get the cluster fuckmug. When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...
by Skycop August 21, 2016
Get the cluster fuckmug. Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020
Get the Cluster fuckmug. A situation or event that is screwed up on many levels. Could be external or something that happens to you. Term is derived from the military "Cluster Bomb", which helps explain the impact of a Cluster Fuck. For example, As it relates to America's global image,loss of life and treasure, just to name a few things, the Iraq War is a Cluster Fuck.
by SammyPex January 1, 2009
Get the A Cluster Fuckmug. A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.
by jesster79 February 9, 2005
Get the cluster fuckmug. Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.
by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011
Get the cluster fuckmug.