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Culture Clubbing 

The act of inserting a straw or tube into ones anus and then propelling cocaine/crushed pills directly into recipients anal cavity.
"Any seasoned drug addict will tell you this but it's been my experience that, in a pinch, I can usually grind some pills and funnel them into my ass. Any funnel will work but I prefer the oil strainers you pick up at the neighborhood gas station. Though If the opportunity presents itself, I prefer to get a close friend/honest looking stranger to shoot the finely crushed pills directly into my colon by inserting a straw or an empty pen tube into my anus, filling their lungs with air and blowing vigorously (I often refer to this as Culture Clubbing). The trick here is to have a good idea of how much product will be escaping your ass by way of farting after the initial insertion. Thusly you need to compensate the amount of powdered drugs accordingly (Note: the amount will vary if you are by yourself with a paper funnel or on the other spectrum, using a pneumatic device). Obviously it should go without saying the amount of air you're able to use to propel the granules through the straw will have a direct effect on the amount of powder that will come shooting back into the face of your friend. Make sure he/she has a dust buster or sandwich baggy at the ready when this happens.

Clearly Mr. Giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn't forget the lessons he's learned."

-excerpt taken from JLDS
Culture Clubbing by mud00 September 29, 2010
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A sporting activity revolving very much around the short story : The Most Dangerous Game

Often played with a very small group of people, if not alone, who meet on the internet in a very anonymous fashion in which they tell stories of past cubing adventures and plan, in a very vague manner so as not to draw attention to the actual actions of cubing, for future cubing events. Cubing is considered in all places that murder is.

Most participants of cubing are incredibly methodical as they create a sense of cat & mouse amongst their victims. They often work slowly around their prey gathering information before they strike, often with a blunt. Cubing is very much an internet created social clique, and those cubing often have grand pseudonyms they go by, both for creating an identity for themselves, and to keep their anonymity.

If you happen upon a cubing message board, you may have trouble keeping with the conversation, since all the members will undoubtedly post infrequently and once someone chances upon their deeds, will leave their prime meeting place on the internet in favor of another.
Me and BigBoy had a great night of cubing on tuesday! My tool of choice was a shovel while BigBoy preferred the claw hammer.
cubing by Sk3L3t0r February 12, 2006
(cube-ing) verb. Action of playing with a Rubik's cube.
Not now, I'm cubing!
cubing by Bolesie75 April 17, 2010

Clubbin' 

When two (or more) guys try to scissor.
Me and the guys are going clubbin' this weekend. Can't wait to get all sweaty and touch skins.
Clubbin' by Gay Frank December 5, 2018

Clubbin' the clam

Jack: hey have you seen Jill anywhere?
Rob: yeah she's in her room clubbin' the clam, she'll be back soon.
Clubbin' the clam by García April 26, 2017

Sam's clubbing

Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.
My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.
Sam's clubbing by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010

Clubbin' Slapper 

A girl who goes clubbing dressed as a cock tease usually with her thong hanging out.
As the music played, the more flesh was on show.
Clubbin' Slapper by <insert> October 2, 2004