Clouded

The act of turning shards into clouds, or smoking crystal.

That hood rat clouded my whole sack. At least she blew me and did the dishes.

by MaXPuFZ December 24, 2016

cloui

cloui is a sweet , loving , supportive friend . she is always there for you although her opinions may not be the beat , she is trying to help you . she is beautiful on the inside and out . she is geeky and weird but she doesn’t let that define her . she is overall just a great human being .

you: cloui is honestly the best and i love her so so much .

friend: oh is she the cute and geeky girl you always hang out with ?

you: yes !

by ThisGirl:)) May 2, 2018

cooter-clouded judgement

(noun) When females let their horny-ness get the better of their judgement.

After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.

She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.

by paddle me October 15, 2009

mars bar up a closie

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.

That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie

by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

cloude

a dumbass

someone who has incompetent

(cloo-d) (clue-d)

you’re acting like such a fucking cloude

by pusspuss69420 August 2, 2020

couie

The love between Christa and Louie they keep on denying there love but they both know that they belong together

Christa “there are no wheels”
Sofia “yes there are you two like each other but you always put me in the conversation I’m the third wheel”
Louie “ We are not together”

Sofia “ well everyone wants you to be together couie is your ship name and it needs to set sail”

by Cherryonthetree November 13, 2017

Clouted judgment

To make a poor decision(s) based on the idea that it will give you clout.

Following an infulencer lifestyle despite not being able to afford it out of the belief it will make you money and fame on social media leading to having clouted judgment

by CloutMasterKenobi February 19, 2019