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The Clash

one of the greatest punk or any bands of all time. they revolutionized the flagging music of the 70's by turning two nations into punks and saving music from certain doom. london calling is the greatest album ever. rip joe strummer.
the clash rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by doby dan January 6, 2006
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Clash Royale Cunt

Saul: Hey, I am so good at clash royale, no one can beat me!
Tuco: Yeah because you use a pekka mega knight sparky deck, imagine being so bad you have to use all 3 three of those cards, you suck dick bro.
Saul: yeah you're right, I am a Clash Royale Cunt
by HydroFluoric January 18, 2021
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keep your cards close to your chest

Keep your plans only with you, be careful and do not tell to the wrong person. small mouth.
I´m leaving my job next year for a 6 months travel around the world, but should keep your cards close to your chest, otherwise your boss will fire you before next year.
by billy22012 October 17, 2013
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Custom ringtone close.

Someone who is close enough to you to have a custom ringtone in your cellphone.
Jim: "I didn't know you were friends with Sally."

John: "Oh yeah; we're like custom ringtone close."
by Chaz Walker December 15, 2009
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Clash Royale

A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”
You still play clash Royale?

Does your mom has any money left in her bank account?
by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
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Clash Royale

A game that’s pay to win where kids spam emotes to emotionally trigger others
Dude have u played clash royale. Freind: tht shitty game fuck no
by Fuckthecheeto July 25, 2020
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Fucking close to water

A joke from a Monty Python live show regarding watery American beer.
Monty Python:

" Frankly over here we find that your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe.
It's fucking close to water. "
by Bilbo23 May 31, 2009
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