classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

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by classified informationist July 28, 2022

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

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by classified informationist July 28, 2022

classified informationist

Someone that knows too much about the space time continuum

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by classified informationist July 28, 2022

Clockified

long for clocky

Dude, Morgan is so clockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at cEDH.

by RadarBellNotion August 6, 2022

classified beauty

used to name someone of legendary status; the peak of all compliments

pie purchaser: do you have any sawce?
servo worker: *points to 20¢ sawce bucket* yeah mate just take one for free
pie purchase: you absolute classified beauty

by plostiale February 1, 2023

Classified Pussy

Classified pussy refers to any sex that a man has been having that he doesn’t want his friends or girlfriend to know about.
Most often, the classified pussy in question turns out to be another man’s asshole.

Person 1: what happened to Joel the other night, I didn’t see him after the male stripper left the party
Person 2: don’t mention that to joes girlfriend, he was smashing some classified pussy that night

by Honk McDoodle May 28, 2023

Classified Trump Dump

Donald Trump passing time by reading classified documents while dropping a deuce .

Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago

by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023