three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")

"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"

by jonbeazles August 23, 2004

burn calories

the healthy way of having sex.

another way of saying "having sex"

Ashley and KD like to burn calories.

by BritAnnGreen February 13, 2009

Cloris Leachman

when fingering a girl and hitting her G spot.

Tony totally Cloris Leachmaned that one chick ::high five::

by foltzwagon1982 November 22, 2011

empty calories

A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.

Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.

by domotomoarigatou November 1, 2009

Cloressa

Psychotic cuntzilla that is a complete oxygen thief, fun-sucker, and all around horrible person. Will never return from the dark-side.

She used to be allright, now she's a Cloressa.

by The Sherriff's Nearer October 12, 2008

burning calories

1. any good performance

1. That fiddle player, last night, was really burnin' calories.

by otay May 20, 2005

CORIESQUE

1: of or relating to Cori Alexis Martinez (Kagawa) 2: a mix of Japanese and Mexican heritage 3: characterized by high energy 4: Ditzy; Some people may consider the character of Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors very coriesque. 5: loves to sing 6: loves to listen to musical theatre soundtracks in spare time 7: sings soprano/mezzo-soprano in choral pieces; The solo in the a capella version of Bohemian Rhapsody has a very coriesque feel to it. 8: dramatic and passionate; The new play was being hailed as the latest coriesque sensation. 9: night blind
Synonyms: dreamy; ditzy; Japanese; Mexican; singer; dancer; actress; energetic; random; klutzy; helpful
Antonyms: tone deaf; no rhythm; complacent; rude; dispassionate; boring; bass; perfect eye sight
Entomology: a Japanese/Mexican female born to Pioquinto Martinez and Betti Kagawa on the fourth of September 1991 at Torrance Memorial Medical Center.
References: A mix of the energy and craziness of Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds) and the sarcasm and wit of Ziva David (NCIS). Both shows are CBS television shows.
A mix of the energy and personality of Alice Cullen and the lack of coordination of Bella Swan(pre-change) (Both characters in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyers)

Some people may consider the character of Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors very coriesque.

by bellaluna1991 March 4, 2009