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close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.
During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.
by jpg3 November 6, 2011
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Clog my ass

Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"
I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!

Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!
by HansSausage August 10, 2020
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Close but no cigar

When you come close to something but don't quite get there.

Just short of success

This phrase originated in the 1920's. Fair grounds would give cigars away as prizes. Prizes were more aimed at the adults then vs. children like they are now. The fair workers would shout out "close but no cigar".... The first written documentation of this word appeared in the 1930's and then became a common phrase.
You finish second in a race
A friend asks how you did
You tell them "I finished in second place, close but no cigar"
by BBJ24 June 6, 2015
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flew too close to the sun

Being overconfident and reckless. Not knowing your limits. The phrase comes from the tale of Icarus, a young man who flew too close to the sun and fell from the sky when his wings melted. It's a tale of caution, warning us to remember our limitations.
Person #1: That man was killed by the gang leader, thinking he can take him on.
Person #2: I guess he flew too close to the sun.
by TheFierceDeity1 July 6, 2016
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close the store for you

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting
Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!
by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021
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Street's Closed

Did you see what he did?
Nah man quit talking about it, street's closed.
by yungMilkMan May 7, 2019
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cloggernaut

What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.
Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
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