clay

To exhibit clayness is to undertake an activity, mainly sporting, with fitness and bloody minded determination rather than outstanding natural ability.

This will be exhibited mainly in aryan and Oriental races.

For true Clayness, no emotion must be exhibited. There is neither the ecstacy of victory or the disapointment of defeat, only the next contest.

To face an opponent with clayness is also very frustrating and can only be overcome with a top draw performance or a moment of shear brilliance.

"I took the ball past him three times and still he got up to kick at my heals"

"Denis Irwin has unbelievable Clayness, that winger skinned him and he still got off his arse to block the cross"

clay by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004

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Clay

Clay: Person(s) who usually typically exhibit “strange” or unorthodox behaviors. To understand a Clay you must think like a Clay. Usually a Clay is emotional unavailable and confused. Clay’s can be found in affluent parts of DC…and were more recently spotted in the Mount Holly area of North Carolina… further illustrating their tendency to shy away and remain secretive.

It also means stiff, sticky fine-grained earth… typically less than 0.00016 inch ….by either definition…probably don’t want to find yourself in a 'clay’ situation.

Correct use of the word clay.

Girl: “do you think he is going to call?”
Friend: “Why wouldn’t him.”
Girl: “Read this text…”
Friend: “Oh…you dating a Clay. Sorry girl”

Meeting an unemotional unavailable guy you like.
“Don’t do it…you’ll totally get clayed.”

Making a fool of yourself on a date

“Damn…your clayed that up!”

“You’ve gotten yourself into one clay of a situation.”

Clay by LegitTruth April 19, 2013