A clag bag is the scrotum which contains the CLAG NUTS. These nuts contain the clag. CLAG is a gooey spoof like substance, mainly used whilst at school to glue pictures or cuttings into a scrap book. Through the adolescent years of learning to toss off, one notes the similarity of the jism to the viscosity of clag glue. Thus, the term for the common ball bag is morphed into the term CLAG BAG.
Jenny told me.... 'Jack Off is a real sly cunt. He grabbed my tit, so I kicked him fair in the fucking CLAG BAG/S (scrotum)'
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"I don't know what's going on. They got themselves bear-clawed"
"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."
"I felt like going home early, so I just bear-clawed the last job."
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Chief Master Sergeant used his pizza claw while eating tonight. The overhand claw protected it from the Topping Jews trying to steal the pepperoni on top of it.
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Hey Lisa! I heard one of your trick's didn't have enough for a quickie, right? No Pam. I was in too much pain from a sext claw halfway through, and just told him it was on the house.
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