Bass Clarinet

An instrument descended from heaven. Forged by God himself in the fires of Mt. Buffet with wood taken from the trees of the Garden of Eden, it is said that when one such instrument is played, storms dissipate and seas are calmed. In the hands of an expert, the Bass Clarinet's power can be weaponized, calling in lightning to crash down upon his enemies.

A holy weapon of mass destruction. We call it- the bass clarinet.

by Antonymy July 14, 2011

Calvin and Hobbes

Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
-Calvin

by dj_monged September 2, 2004

calvin and hobbes

Best comic strip ever drawn. A masterpiece.

Today I read a calvin and hobbes comic.

by Cam October 19, 2003

I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Hypothetical them clavicles

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

Calvinator

Someone that is a complete bad ass. Or in other words, a BAMF.

If a Calvinator walked into a packed club, heads would be turned.

by Nivlac Mruts February 5, 2008

calvin and hobbes

a six year old with a huge vocabulary and the coolest tiger ever for a best friend! THE BEST COMICS IN THE WORLD!!

They got to see an ant elpope

by chello May 13, 2005