The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).
In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.
No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.
No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.
by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008
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Probably the hottest chick you will ever meet. All though she is day dreaming all the time, she is a really passive person you will enjoy being with.
person 1: Dude, that chick drives me crazy!
person 2: Yeah, she's such a Clarena!
person 1: Dude, but she's all stoned
person 2: Yeah, she's such a Clarena!
person 1: Dude, but she's all stoned
by cvilla April 22, 2011
Get the Clarena mug.1) a person who is extremely smexy, extremely nice and chill; also referred to as someone with a nice body. knows how to have fun outside, and always good to have him around.
2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he's with, and will love her always.
3) BEAST.
2) a true gentlemen who knows how to love a girl. will definitley respect the girl he's with, and will love her always.
3) BEAST.
1) Girl1: OOOMG. who is that sexy guy by the beach?
Girl2: wow, he's really cute. must be a clarence.
Girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.
2) Girl1: Isn't that guy going out with that one girl?
Girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he's lucky. cus he's a clarence.
Girl1: a clarence?! damn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.
3) Boy1: damn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports
Boy2: yeaaa, he's pretty athletic and beast.
Boy1: naaah man. he's CLARNCE.
Boy2: hell yeaa!
Girl2: wow, he's really cute. must be a clarence.
Girl1: yuuum. he definitley is a clarence.
2) Girl1: Isn't that guy going out with that one girl?
Girl2: who, him? yeaaa, he's lucky. cus he's a clarence.
Girl1: a clarence?! damn, i wish my boyfriend was a clarence.
3) Boy1: damn, man. that guy got some real skills in sports
Boy2: yeaaa, he's pretty athletic and beast.
Boy1: naaah man. he's CLARNCE.
Boy2: hell yeaa!
by zch21 October 28, 2010
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People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.
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#yoloswaggie
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People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.
#swaggieyolo
#yoloswaggie
#clarrenceswag
Aubrey: YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT GUY?
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.
Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.
Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung
by neyneypig June 13, 2013
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Get the cavendish ya later mug.A kid whp is terrible at life and fortnite and gets very toxic.
His main profession is stealing heavy shotguns and killing people with spike traps.+
His main profession is stealing heavy shotguns and killing people with spike traps.+
Oh is that ckaveny, that kid is so annoying, he shoudl take those spike traps, and kill himself with that.
Die in a hole cakveny, you're a dopted
Die in a hole cakveny, you're a dopted
by cgkfrhvhoe November 14, 2018
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