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Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia - n. The fear of Santa.

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This is what happens when you have Claustrophobia.
by Corrine. January 9, 2010
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claustrophobing

When you stand really close to someone.
Meagan! You're claustrophobing me!
by fall out at the disco (: September 28, 2009
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Claustrophobia

Your making me claustrophobic
Oh so your afraid of Santa Claus, so you have claustrophobia
by Chickenpop May 24, 2013
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Claustrophobic

The fear of Santa Claus and all things realted to the jolly fat man.
A tendency to light up the fireplace with gasoline and place tripwires in the chimney every christmas.
Person 1:Damn it's christmas again, horrible time to be Claustrophobic.

Person 2:Hmmm. . . HO HO HO !

Person 1: GAHHH !
by Mister KPO January 4, 2009
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claustoephobia

When you're feet/toes have a fear of being in enclosed spaces (i.e. closed-toed shoes).
Man: "Brah, I've been living on the Big Island so long, my feet get claustoephobia, when I'm not wearing my zories!"
by MT Hammer November 8, 2014
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Claustrophobia

An intense, abnormal fear of Santa.
Oh, God, no! It's Claus! RUN, HE HAS HIS ELVES WITH HIM!
by Aldo Shabadoo February 7, 2004
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Claustrophobia

The fear of Sante Claus. Usally effects squids in wells.
Person 1:"Get off my foot I have claustrophobia!"
Person 2:" That means he's afraid of Sante Claus!"
by Tust Me I Know January 25, 2015
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