Clart

To clart is to take part in the ritual we know as sexual intercourse

Yo babes you wannna clart
Yo i I didn't really wanna get a coffee i just wanted to clart

by Roafman suiede November 2, 2020

Clart

A Northern Irish word which describes an oafish, unfashionable and untidy person who is also clumsy.

She's a big clart.
She's was very clarty looking.

by robotmonster August 1, 2006

clart

somebody who knows about the Goldie Lookin Chain (a Newport rap posse)

alright clart, what are you smoking?

by Jonny Weldon March 3, 2004

Clart

When you wet fart so agregiosly that it makes your butt cheeks clap together.

“Last night I clarted on Kevin’s thigh.”

by Mottstravaganza January 16, 2018

clart

used the same as "shit" or "crap"

there's horse clart everywhere!

by CupcakeDemon July 2, 2011

clart

Geordie word for 'dirt'.

Howay man, stop fannyin' aboot in tha' clarts. You'll end up hacky black, man!

by Jon Sillito August 10, 2004

Clart

A vaginal blood fart.

"She clarted and it looked like a crime scene in her panties."

by Hanna Carlson May 6, 2014