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by anoymsjsj January 19, 2009

Clampett's Luck

When things go magically well and in your favor even in the worst possible conditions.

Bill got pulled over by the cops for a traffic stop. Suddenly the cop got a more urgent call and let him go. That was Clampett's Luck

by The Interesting November 8, 2022

Clamperty

Property that happens to be owned by a clam.
BEWARE! Living inside of a clam does not constitute clamperty.

According to Clam Law, Section VIII, Verse V— this is my legal domicile! This is MY clamperty and I will not be harrased!

-Jessie Clammem

by Josh's sexy sweet cheeks December 30, 2024

Clampett

Clampett. (v.) The act of performing felatio while joyfully swinging one's head from side to side and humming a tune to the beat of the Beverely Hillbillies Theme Song.

Ewwwwww Doggie. I had me a Clampett last night. My girlfriend even donned pigtails for me in a tribute to Elly May

by the kid from MAD magazine August 22, 2025

Bob Clampett

Pratically an animation god along tex avery

Look, that looney tunes short was directed by Bob Clampett

by The Lawbreaker November 6, 2020

Competty

Competitively petty. It’s when you want to be better than someone while the other isn’t even competing with you. A one-sided rivalry.

*teammate scores higher than you*
You: i hate you.
Teammate: I’M IN YOUR TEAM??!

You: i’m sorry, i’m just competty

by Helmepls July 5, 2020

compettytive

Someone who uses petty tricks to win in the name of competitiveness.

He is so compettytive.

by Kingtyrant 6969 January 28, 2022