clam bake

1. Sitting on someones's face with their nose and other organs nestled within your ass crack and proceeding to bust ass.

Sister passed out early from drinking so brother dropped his drawers and sat on her face and gave her a clam baked.

by I'm Built for Speed! April 15, 2006

Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.

"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun March 25, 2003

Clam Bake

when you go to a lan and smoke so much that you cannot see anymore

Go to joopies lan and we can have a Clam Bake

by Josh Krantz March 21, 2003

Clam Bake

Slang for scissoring, which is slang for two women gettin' it on

Woman: Man, I'm tired.
Man: Why?
Woman: Amy and I had a clam bake last night.

by cmp410 December 28, 2010

clam bake

a lously musical performance full of sour or mispitched notes.

Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?

Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.

by brass vulture February 8, 2010

clam bake

To fishbow a car in Rockport MA.

Dude, lets go to to gordons then go up the line to glouchester and clam bake my car.

by JDids0000 March 6, 2009

Clam Bake

when a guy offers a chick some of his weed and smokes up with her with the intention of getting her high and lowering her inhibitions so he can score with her after.

when a chick that loves to smoke weed, but never has any of her own, comes on to guys with weed and usually has sex with them so they'll share their smoke with her. similar to a coke whore, except with weed.

I saw Cindy smokin' up with Josh last night at the party.

Yeah I heard he nailed her in the backseat of his car right after the clam bake.

by Robert Richards October 14, 2007