Claim Chowder

A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.

Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.

Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.

by gruberfan April 24, 2010

/e claim

Basically its /e free but its on free ugc limiteds. Also used by dumbasses who dont know that /e stands for /emote.

"/e claim"

"/e claim doesn't work, idiots"

"The person above me is speaking faxxx fr"

by esguseta April 17, 2023

false claimer

a person who be claiming to things that are not true like claiming to be in a gang

that boy claim he a blood but he just a false claimer

by angela April 16, 2005

Clair de Lune

The greatest song known to mankind created by French composer “Claude Debussy” The title translated to English means “Moonlight”

Girl 1: Do you think that boy could possibly be my “Clair de Lune”?
Girl 2: What do you mean by him being you’re “Clair de Lune”
Girl 1: I mean that he could possibly be my soulmate

by johnnyisth3goat July 7, 2021

calipygous

someone with a nice ass
someone who has a lovely rump

damn that girl is calipygous

by sma11s September 20, 2006

Claire'd

When a girl doesn't respond to your message for two or more weeks, and just as you are on the cusp of forgetting she exists, she messages you out of the blue.

guy1: Dude, I finally got a message back from Michelle, it's been 3 weeks!
guy2: You totally just got Claire'd, dawg.

by darealmvp1994 October 1, 2016

Hadley Claire

The most talented and beautiful girl on tiktok. She writes her own songs that you can find on her SoundCloud Hadley Claire. Two of her songs are “Chocolate Ice cream & rainbow sprinkles” and “You’re my home”. Some of her songs are also on her YouTube which is also Hadley Claire.

Person 1: what song are you listening to?
Person 2: oh it’s “you’re my home” by Hadley Claire

by yogurtdemon November 3, 2019