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Cuntry Bumpkin

Like a "Country Bumpkin" but isolates the term to someone of the female gender. Removing the "u" in "country" insinuates the person is not only dumb but a b*tch as well double entendre.

Retarded ignoramus on the real!

Usually seen walking around government buildings with a Celie-type skip in their step while wearing a plastic plant in their hair in a poor attempt to conceal their extreme ghetto ugliness of their physical appearance as it is a reflection of what they are inside. (Celie step: see The Color Purple).
Tie Jo: Girrrl, my feets is so tirred. I can't waits to get home ann eat me sum fried chikin, smash potatoe and gritz.

Me: You's a dum b*tch, ya cuntry bumpkin. I pity the man that married you. I pity the foo, I do!

Shurl: Mmmmhmmmm!!! Mah naymz Shurrrlll!!
by Alejandro Sanz April 29, 2009
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Cantry

Someone so country that they transcend and become even more stupid.
by mikjon January 15, 2021
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Hey Cinthya how are you?
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CUNTRY GHETTO

Defining a temper. A cowgirl who has no issues fighting with anyone , she was raised in the country spent time in the hood and brought them together.
You better recognize before I go cuntry ghetto on your ass
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Cuntry Buffet

An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant chain where cunts are the main course.
Muff Diver 1: I saw this incredible advertisement in the paper. The Cuntry Buffet will be serving a smorgasbord of fishy smelling cunts. All you can eat.

Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.
by Ginny P. February 13, 2012
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cuntry

Isn't there an o in cuntry?
Nope
by Undefeatable Ownage May 14, 2008
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cuntry

totally country. about as country as one can get.
being, or something that is, extremely redneck,hick, etc.
"Did that girl just put a dip in?"
"Yeah, she's so cuntry, dude."

One could say that going mudding is pretty country. Going muddin while wearing mossy oak camo, packing a dip, drankin a beer and hollerin "Ooooweeeee! Yip yip!" or "Yeehaw!" is cuntry.

Ain't nothin wrong with bein cuntry!
by Guinnevere March 19, 2009
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