a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!
by *hanz* June 30, 2005

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

the anus, so-called because the chute is an exit point. What passes through the chute bears an uncanny resemblance to that pungent relish called chutney.
Bazza: Oh maaaate that was a bloody hot vindaloo we ate last night, fair dinkum
Dazza: I spray painted the porcelain pony this morning
Bazza: Yeah, it looks the same coming out as it does going in
Dazza: My chutney chute is still burning
Dazza: I spray painted the porcelain pony this morning
Bazza: Yeah, it looks the same coming out as it does going in
Dazza: My chutney chute is still burning
by Swatter Tom April 5, 2015

I.e. "Jebus I've been blowing chunks out my chutney hole all morning, must of been a dodgy curry last night"
by Roger micok December 27, 2016

A digested condiment made of fruits or vegetables expelled from the anus in a lose stool due to overeating of fruits or vegetables causing explosive diarrhea resembling a Chutney.
by BDizzle55 November 17, 2015
