Chumpstin von der cock

used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?
Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!
Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!
Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?
Dave: You did too??
Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!
Dave: Why do I have no mates?
AJ: What you all talking about guys?
All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

by Martin Slut January 13, 2008

cumstain

1.n) a stain resulting from the presence of cum 2. adj) something that has a negative referance

1. I got a cumstain on my shoe!
2. You are such a cumstain!

by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

Chubstain

The sweat patch that fat people leave on plastic chairs in warm weather.

Jonny- 'Oh my god, did you SEE that chubstain left by Boring/ relevant celebrity?'

by Neill and Green May 10, 2008

jessica chastain

The most amazing human being in the world!

Jessica chastain is my Goddess, she is the best person ever.

by Chastainiac June 12, 2017

crumsting

when youve just done a massive poo and your ass is stinging

ahh i've got a massive crumsting

by yatesy June 21, 2007

Chumpstain

a twit or muppet.

File this report, chumpstain!

by Larry King September 15, 2003

chemstain

the greasy spot left on your dog or cat after you have applied their monthly flea or tick medication.

Eeeww! What did Dante roll in today? Oh, that's just his chemstain so he doesn't bring in the fleas.

by noveltea1 August 27, 2013