Christina Aguilera shower 

Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.

"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."

"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."

Christina Aguilera shower by mal_the_gal July 5, 2012

that's christian 

To be closed minded and judgmental of those you cannot control.

That's Christian.

A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.

A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.

that's christian by Doctor Zoso December 14, 2015

Christian Man's Burden 

The paradigm of Christianity as the messianic paradigm of repute of the Middle East.

Christianity as the delineator of civilization for the Middle East in particular.

Meta-zionism.

The Christian Man's Burden would counter Zionism as the harbinger for Middle Eastern democracy.

Christian Man's Burden by tomorrowtomorrow December 22, 2018

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Schrödinger’s Christian 

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.

Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian

Schrödinger’s Christian by SpinX22 June 1, 2025

Christina the Baby Stuffs 

The 3 reasons your best friend gives, to not hang out tonight.

Christina can be substituted with your friend's girls name.

The Baby can be substituted with Work or School tomorrow.

Stuff CANNOT be substituted. It isn't really a proper excuse, and is more than likely a lie just to get you off the phone.

This classic excuse is usually given by the mayor of Cappy-o Town

Jefe: You wanna hang out tonight? It's a Division matchup on Monday Night Football, Bears Vikings

Big Cranium: I can't man.........Christina the Baby Stuffs

Christina the Baby Stuffs by ScaldedDog August 25, 2009