A single girl who is known to their female friends husband as a lesbian for the entertainment and/or benefit of their female friend and themselves. This comes in handy when the husband is leary about his wife going out with her single friends. For some reason it is OK for the wife to go out if the friend is a lesbian. Simply switch out the name chris for your appropriate female friend.
He may think she is a lesbian and doesn't pick up guys, but all the girls know she is simply a chrisbian.
by ABJ_01 September 15, 2008
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(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)
in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)
in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)
"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?
Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.
Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"
(Susan Miller c 1986)
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?
Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.
Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"
(Susan Miller c 1986)
by Ed Austin January 1, 2006
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chrisdion • christion • Chrisdon • Christiona • Christionna • christion thorbourne • Chrising • Chrishon • Chrissin • chrindian
A person who's one parent is of mixed Christian and Jewish faith and the other is of Hindu faith, or one of their parents is a Chrisjindu and the other parent is Christian, Jewish, or Hindu
The form asked for Her religion, she wrote Chrisjindu, because her mother is mixed Christian and Jew, and her father is Hindu.
by Wilder November 30, 2013
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by dasNachtmahr May 14, 2008
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by Patriot Bob May 28, 2008
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by Chrisonie November 2, 2017
Get the chrisonie mug.Chrisbon is one of a kind! With his unique name he is very unique as well! Chrisbon is very funny , handsome and he tells the best jokes. Once you meet a Chrisbon don't ever let them go! There aren't many Chrisbons in the world and you will never meet this awesome friend again! Chrisbon's may seem really shy at first but one you get to know them it's like you've always known them. Chrisbon's may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but who cares! They are an extremely funny person. Hold them tight!
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