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cooties

an invisible bug thats on boys and girls
you get cootiefied after hangin out and being close to the opposite sex
you get very itchy
ahhh!!! clay gave me the cooties!!
by blehmonster August 7, 2007
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cooties

The word boys give to girls when they go through hormonal changes. The girl starts to like boys and the boys don't like it because they haven't gotten their testosterone boost. Cooties is another word for high estrogen levels.
Mario "She has cooties"
The bro "Her estrogen levels must be high"
by supermariobro22 April 12, 2015
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Cooties

Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.
I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.
by Cdebokx February 20, 2011
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chootie

a chiunde cootie. a chootie is something that used to lie pathologically but is now a "changed man." chooties are "funny", smart, good looking, witty, and a bit sarcastic. a chootie is something that one would like to experience again and again. WARNING: a chootie may result in a mark (usually on the neck and chest) that is not all together desirable. Take precautions accordingly.
hey, chootie!

wow, you definitely got bitten by the chootie bug...
by ruuuuuude05550 May 6, 2011
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Katie Cooties

Cooties given from a girl named Katie!
Matt: Hey Mark, whats that on your neck!! Mark: Yeah those are my Katie cooties.
by markm065 July 18, 2010
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Noobie Choobies

A Girl who is pretty much awesome all around. She's caring and sympathetic, but she doesn't take shit from anybody, especially haters. Also, she is witty. A girl who is super witty, on the spot.
Guy 1:"Hahaha, did you hear what Noobie Choobies just said?"
Guy 2:"No, what?"
Guy 1:"You had to be there, hahahahaha." (AUTUMN :)

Guy 3:"Oh, Sam, How I appreciate her."
Guy 4:"She's so considerate."
Guy 3:"That's Noobie Choobies for ya."

Guy 5:"That girl doesn't take shit from no body."
Guy 6:"That's right, she's Noobie Choobies."
by Bonicle :) October 11, 2010
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hot cooties

A woman of hotness that includes, but is not limited to, the entire Persian race.
Example 1: Nina has hot cooties.
Example 2: All Persian women have hot cooties. However, Maryam does not have hot cooties because she is Persian.
by jofes11213 August 27, 2011
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