A chosen cousin; One who is as close to you as a cousin or sibling, sometimes closer; A part of one's chosen family; Someone you love as much as your own family!
Pronounced "chew - fin", is when you get so fucking stoned that you end up ripping that bong too damn hard. Now you're choofin, and rest in peace to your lungs.
"Yo dude! Caleb just started choofin in the line at McDonald's , I think he is going to green-out."
A person who thinks they are a connoisseur of food (foodie) but VERY rarely do they find anything to their liking. They selfishly think of only foods and tastes that are only to their liking rather than what foods and tastes that others might like. In some cases they don't even know what they like.
A person is looking to have the best cheeseburger but does not like any of the cheeseburgers he has tried in EVERY FRICK'N restaurant. What a Fuck'n Choosie!!