chainer

Someone who is attempting to do free-running or any similar movement, but failed miserably, then posting a video of it online.

He thinks by doing that he'll be cool, but he's such a chainer.

by Desmond B. January 18, 2008

Choner

Getting an awkward erection during a church service.

Dude, I was in church the other day and had to walk down for communion with a raging choner!

by fender12 February 22, 2011

choonery

from the slang 'choon' (tune) sometimes expanded to 'choonage', developed into 'choonery'

that tune is a total masterpiece of the art of 'choonery'

by nogz April 14, 2011

choner

a chest-boner;
a bone-spur on the sternum (breastbone) that is widely known to be a penis. Can occur in males or females, though is extremely gross in females.

see also chussy.

Don't bump chests, it might hurt your choner.

by Alfredo January 11, 2005

Choner

A chode boner, the worst of the worst

Mary: Jesus Steven at least my ex didn't have a choner!

Steven: You're a bitch

by Dick Peppertron May 21, 2010

chainer syndrome

A Spy from Team Fortress 2, that doesn't know anything about spying, yet tries to "chain", these unintelligent individuals may also use a profile name, or rename their Conniver's Kunai, to a TF2Slurgi or tf2Klown references, or just downright steal their name/profile picture. These "people" may also think they are good because they 2 back to back stairstabs in players who installed the game a few days ago.

Person 1 : Dude this spy is so bad but he keeps going for the most obvious shit on me
Person 2: Yeah that's a clear case of chainer syndrome

by insomniatf2brazil March 23, 2021

chainer

one who is "hip"; up with the times

That bitch is a wannabe chainer.

by Cait/Eileen January 30, 2003