chocolate-chip banana

When a man is having anal sex with his partner and pulls out his penis to discover it is covered in shit. He then forces his partner to eat the shit off of his penis.

When my girlfriend doesn't listen I give her a chocolate-chip banana.

by Dave Boner September 10, 2004

Mint Chocolate Chip

The situation you find yourself in when you realize how nasty people would look jerking off.

Carol: OMG YOUR GRANDPA!
Kelsey: I will never be able to think about Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream again.

by Thee Elite Three April 10, 2008

chocolate chip cookie

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.

That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.

by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011

Chocolate Chocolate Chip

The ice cream flavor-of-choice of President Joe Biden.

“Chocolate Chocolate Chip!”
-Joe Biden

by Kira_EZMoney August 1, 2022

Chocolate Chip Pancake

Common practice in the Midwest, the Chocolate Chip Pancake requires a man to shit on a pillow then does the female from behind while he shoves her face into the shit. Used in combination with a few other moves, one can accomplish a Breakfast Buffet; once thought to be an unattainable dream, but the popularization of the Chocolate Chip Pancake is making the Breakfast Buffet somewhat a more realistic but still epic move.

Bitch was so hot for ween that I made a deal with her; she only gets it if we bake a fresh Chocolate Chip Pancake.

by AMc799 January 21, 2009

Chocolate Chip Pancake

When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.

by YAYA2069 September 23, 2016

chocolate chip mayonnaise

The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.

Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.

by Hari Fernandez Gonzales December 10, 2007