Chinatown Steambath

You and several friends crank up the heat and urinate in small quarters, preferably a walk-in closet, creating a warm, steamy environment.

"Duke and Cowboy sure look relaxed today... I suspect it's because of last night's Chinatown Steambath!"

by TheHT September 19, 2009

chinatown original

The name given to anything bought in chinatown (DVDs, Clothes, Electronics) that is supposed to be the real deal but is quite obviously a knock off.

Jay:Man, this dvd is fucked up it won't even start playing.
Joe:That's what you happens when you buy a chinatown original.

by HeartlessRomantic1986 July 29, 2005

Chinatown handjob

(n)--slang term for the business practice of selling something for far below its value, sometimes unwittingly but often for unethical or illegal reasons.

Refers to the often ridiculously cheap prices asked by massage parlors in Chinatowns for manual stimulation of the genitals.

You only asked $200.00 for your big screen HDTV? Man, did THAT guy get a Chinatown handjob!

by Darryl X. August 24, 2008

Chinatown Brown

When your receiving a happy ending from a Chinese masseuse and you take a shit as you blow your load

Guy: Did you hear?
Dude: What?
Guy: Bob gave the asian girl at the massage parlor a chinatown brown
Dude: Ah gross dude i wonder if he's allowed to go back there

by waffleironofjustice April 4, 2010

Chinatown Baby

A nerdy korean boy that thinks he is better whites, blacks and Hispanics.

that kid is a fucking chinatown baby

by plark May 22, 2010

Chinatown Deep frier

A mixture of bacon grease, smashed rice cake, semen, and applesauce. It is unknown if CDF is safe to consume, but it is surely unhealthy. Can be abbreviated as CDF. This term originated from the Midwestern United States.

Tom: "Did you hear Tina ate a Chinatown Deep frier?"
Peter: "Yeah, she's fucking disgusting."

by Kangar17 October 20, 2013

showdown in Chinatown

to have sex with the back of someone's knee and then cum on their calf

"He says it's not gay if two guys have a showdown in Chinatown, but I know better."

by Ranchero Ranger June 10, 2009