Chominators

Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."

Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?

Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.

by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012

culminating

noun meaning suck. thing that causes hell in one's life and makes one physically ill. Might be the devil incarnate. Evil, death, or destruction.

Jake "hey are you okay?"
Bob "no I have the culminating."
Jake "ewwwww"

by dastallessind February 9, 2009

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

chinkinating

being chinks, our eyes are already squinty, but when we glare, we have those tiny slits on our faces. this is generally our "mean" look....azns when we're pissy. =)

someone slapped her ass and she started chinkinating.

by ell cee January 3, 2006

Criminality

The crime expected or associated with one's nationality. Usually used by racists.

Person 1: Hey see that Chinese person?
Person 2: Ya, what about him?
Person 1: He's standing right beside my bike but I'm not worried because I'd give him a low criminality rating.

by Tyrulan April 12, 2009

criminalistics

the study of crime scenes

I work in the field of criminalistics

by Athiest Pope June 18, 2006

criminalistic

people who are always coming up with ideas of how to get something for nothing, i.e. how to get something out of the store without the alarm going off at the door, always scheming and plotting in criminal types of ways, a slick mofo

My girl Stacy is so criminalistic. She got almost every DVD she owns for free from the store.

by saddgirl August 7, 2009