chillax

If you use or have ever used chillax to mean a combination between "chill" and "relax" just kill yourself before I come over and rip off your arm and shove it up your ass. Let's see you chillax now.

If you ever bitch about Snoop Dogg and someone insults you because you talked shit about him, you should reply by saying "chillax" and everyone will think you're REALLY cool.

by priyal February 9, 2005

chillax

A state of comple relaxation and chill-out-ness. To get in a mind set where nothing can faze you.

person1: "jesus man ur stressing me out, work is doing my head in, I'm going crazy!"
person2: "you realy need to chillax before you burst a blood vessel".

by 50percenthuman May 5, 2005

chillax

(verb)
The redundant fusion of chill and relax. Mostly used by wannabes and poseurs with lower than average IQs, and Middle schoolers...
HELLO! To chill is to relax!

Me: hey man, howzit?
Middle schooler/idiot: Just chillaxing man, whats the haps?
Me: Did you just say chillax?
Middle schooler/idiot: Yeh homes, whats it to ya?
Me:(no response as I walk away)

by Rintintin September 18, 2008

Chillax

Chill + Relax. Is commonly used by wiggars, posers, and wannabes. These people try to use this to be cool when they know they aren't. Created by wiggars to make wiggars everywhere cool enough to make a "cool" word.

The word Chillax is the gayest shit I have ever heard. This goes to show wiggars can't create no words

by Killer Lobo May 13, 2005

chillax

A ridiculous term, basically a tautology, which has absolutely no reason for existing other than the middle consonant of "relax" is the same as the last consonant of "chill", and both words have the same meaning. A waste of everyone's time. It's just not cool.

"I'm too cool to say "relax" or "chill" so I have to combine them and say "chillax", when actually the two words are synonyms anyway. Aren't I clever eh?"

"Well you would have been quite clever, but it's been said a million times before and now has over 40 entries on the Urban Dictionary, so sorry love, I'm gonna have to overrule you on that. "Not three bad" was funny once, you know?"

by Scott Daly April 19, 2006

Chillax

A portmanteau of the words "chill" and "relax", meaning to relax purposefully and intentionally.

I'm so stressed right now all I want to do is go home and chillax with a small bottle of pinot grigiot and a big 'ol bag of Funyons. Hopefully this intense chillaxing will lead to a genuine relaxation experience, during which time I might actually be able to let go of my cares and worries, for example, whether I'll be successful in my upcoming eviction trial; whether my sexual indiscretions warrant additional STD screenings; or whether my chronic unemployment is due to my own ineptitude and laziness rather than the systemic issues with labor market.

by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016

chillax

Chili with laxatives.

Sorry 'bout the mess on your bathroom ceiling. I had some chillax for lunch.

by NghtShd September 8, 2008