The female Chav will, by the time she is nine years of age have realised what she wants to do with the rest of her life. Which is, to have at least four children by four different fathers (one who will be black or Asian) by the time she is 18. She does not intend to support these children herself or ask for the fathers of the children for support but instead rely on government hand outs. A Chavette will tattoo the names of her children on her body with pride of place going to her first born. This will be written across her back just above her arse. The following names of her offspring will be recorded on her arms and will consist of names like Britney, Chelsea and other such shit.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.
Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.
The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.
The Chavette will no doubt have her ears pierced as many times as humanly possible and her lobes crammed to capacity with large hoop earrings. Around her neck will at least 6 or 7 gold chains of different lengths with a large clown studded with semi precious hanging on the longest one reaching down to her naval.
Diet for herself and her children consists of sausage rolls, Greggs pasties, cigarettes, coke and cheep cider.
Her Children will by the time of their forth birthday will fully versed in every expletive and curse known in the English language and will indeed be asked to recite some colourful quips to the delight of its mothers peers i.e. pusher, pimp, fellow drug user.
The chavette will be a grandmother by the time she is in her mid twenties and the wonderful Chav life cycle will start all over again.
by Subbaka October 12, 2006
The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.
Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks
Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)
Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya
Goth - goths creep closer
Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
by Delirious llama January 03, 2007
by daemon March 15, 2005
A Chavette is a female chav the british version of prep.
Chavettes are them girls you see wearing them jeans with them playboy logos on it, some wear trackys others wear as little clothing as possible, Some even go & get a fake tan when infact it makes them look even worse & they all use alot of make up but i mean alot a hole f*cking mask full so they can hide there spots/zits & they just think it looks good & many of them wear such makes of shoes such as NIKE they think its so good just cause its made by child labor (mi shoes r hand made bi sum poor lil slave kid day is worth alot moree dan urs init)...
You'll find that many of these slappers use such sites like bebo to show off there half naked photos therefore other guys can comment there photos saying how sexy they think they are,
Chavettes love the attention.
They come in age from 11 to upwords the very young ones are more likely to lie about bein 16 or 18 & there more likely to have a slag for a mother who sucks c*ck for council & the hole family itself happens to be a dirty interbreed one.
A Chavettes idol are such people like paris hilton & Kate Price (jordan) & so on..
Most Chavettes get pregnant at very young ages such as 12 & onwords but i think you all get it already a Chavette is very stupid just like there fellow chavs then again some of them didnt mean to get pregnant cause it just happend from that one night stand so in that case its too late!.
Other ways Chavettes get pregnant is that they get spiked at raves there for they get raped & dumped lying in the streets some where like the dirty whores they are.
A Chavette has no idea how to bring up a kid they let there baby hear such nasty swear words so young..
They listen to such music as r&b, techno, dance, well did i say music? my mistake i mean noise! cause thats all it is.
Just like there fellow chavs they lable anyone whos wearing black a goth but like i sed befor Chavettes are stupid.
They drink alot of alcohol mostly (cider) swear alot attention seek alot brag alot & & smoke alot.
Chavettes are them girls you see wearing them jeans with them playboy logos on it, some wear trackys others wear as little clothing as possible, Some even go & get a fake tan when infact it makes them look even worse & they all use alot of make up but i mean alot a hole f*cking mask full so they can hide there spots/zits & they just think it looks good & many of them wear such makes of shoes such as NIKE they think its so good just cause its made by child labor (mi shoes r hand made bi sum poor lil slave kid day is worth alot moree dan urs init)...
You'll find that many of these slappers use such sites like bebo to show off there half naked photos therefore other guys can comment there photos saying how sexy they think they are,
Chavettes love the attention.
They come in age from 11 to upwords the very young ones are more likely to lie about bein 16 or 18 & there more likely to have a slag for a mother who sucks c*ck for council & the hole family itself happens to be a dirty interbreed one.
A Chavettes idol are such people like paris hilton & Kate Price (jordan) & so on..
Most Chavettes get pregnant at very young ages such as 12 & onwords but i think you all get it already a Chavette is very stupid just like there fellow chavs then again some of them didnt mean to get pregnant cause it just happend from that one night stand so in that case its too late!.
Other ways Chavettes get pregnant is that they get spiked at raves there for they get raped & dumped lying in the streets some where like the dirty whores they are.
A Chavette has no idea how to bring up a kid they let there baby hear such nasty swear words so young..
They listen to such music as r&b, techno, dance, well did i say music? my mistake i mean noise! cause thats all it is.
Just like there fellow chavs they lable anyone whos wearing black a goth but like i sed befor Chavettes are stupid.
They drink alot of alcohol mostly (cider) swear alot attention seek alot brag alot & & smoke alot.
(Chavette) hi y u is dress lik tht? u look lik a freak
(goth girl) Learn to speek some proper fucking english
(Chavette) Fuk u!!!
Just as Chavette was about to jump goth girl with her crew goth girls gang popped out of no where! in 100s!
(Goth girl) your dead meat little chav Mwhahahahaaha!!
(Chavette) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(goth girl) Learn to speek some proper fucking english
(Chavette) Fuk u!!!
Just as Chavette was about to jump goth girl with her crew goth girls gang popped out of no where! in 100s!
(Goth girl) your dead meat little chav Mwhahahahaaha!!
(Chavette) ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by maria_la_Punk May 30, 2008
Ahh the race of chavs. The newest known danger to the world, atmosphere and mainly Barry and Cogan. Chavettes - even cooler! Keep them babies comin' young mothers - WE LOVE IT! Things commonly associated with chavs - burberry, the word "like", tracksuits, dunks, hats, fags, gold earrings, booze, 50 cent, The Vibe, Creation, the words "innit, ini", the word " safe ", the word "fock" and many more! Romily park in Barry - lush place...now...chav central! It's bloody brilliant! All the shmooookers with asbo's! How fabulous!A term that represents the current youth culture of britain. Easy to spot, just look for people with gangsta limps and fake jewelery too heavy to carry. White chavs often think they're black, and black chavs just follow the rest of the rules above. Do not disrespect a chav ...to their face, or they will as I'm sure they'll tell you - "fock you up" which although sounds EXTREMELY FUN ( a bunch of chavs chasin after you shouting and swearing - GREAT:D) would most probably be painful!
The Vibe. Held at the Memorial Hall, Barry. A Splendifferous place to go chav hunting ( our favourite sport ). You walk in and instantly you can smell the chavness. Everywhere you turn you're smothered in the shortest skirts, push up bra's and tops made out of dental floss or maybe even bikini tops, caked on make up and gold hoops. As for the boys there are basketball tops, baggy jeans, hats to the side, earrings bigger than the girls. Scatty gold chains that they think are cool and just an all around essence of " YOU FIT LIKE ". The aim of the vibe is to get off with as many ugly, scatty chavs as you can but the trick is, you must not know them. The average is about 5 - 6 chavs - how exciting! And you're lucky if you get one of those people's name! The scatty pumping music that all sounds the same and the pathetic bobbing they call dancing - what a place to be.. in chav heaven:)
by Bex And Andy! June 27, 2005
British pejorative slang for rowdy, antisocial, low class youngsters.
Chav-males/Chavettes-females
Chavs are heavily influenced by antisocial punk and gangster culture. Lewd and violent behavior, name brand or imitation sportswear, flashy jewelry, and a speech comprising British, American, and Jamaican slang are stereotypical trappings of a Chav.
Take one antisocial British youth, add punk American gangsta, add a dash of trashy street fighter - mix well and you have a Chav.
Chav-males/Chavettes-females
Chavs are heavily influenced by antisocial punk and gangster culture. Lewd and violent behavior, name brand or imitation sportswear, flashy jewelry, and a speech comprising British, American, and Jamaican slang are stereotypical trappings of a Chav.
Take one antisocial British youth, add punk American gangsta, add a dash of trashy street fighter - mix well and you have a Chav.
You know that dude on the corner with the sports jersey and bling, the Chav? He was talking shit to a cop and got arrested.
That’s what happens when you’re dealing with Chavs/Chavettes
That’s what happens when you’re dealing with Chavs/Chavettes
by FDirector March 20, 2018
1. A young person (male/female) of a type characterised by brash and loutish behaviour, typically with connotations of a low social status.
2. A young antisocial person (male/female) dressed in sportswear, a baseball cap and sporting the popular gold chains chavs/chavettes usually often wear.
3. A vulgar slang term used in British culture to describe antisocial, rude youths dressed in sportswear, baseball caps, joggers that are too short for them, gold chains and other types of chav-based clothing or possessions.
2. A young antisocial person (male/female) dressed in sportswear, a baseball cap and sporting the popular gold chains chavs/chavettes usually often wear.
3. A vulgar slang term used in British culture to describe antisocial, rude youths dressed in sportswear, baseball caps, joggers that are too short for them, gold chains and other types of chav-based clothing or possessions.
1. A Chavette is a female chav.
2. You look a right chav.
3. A chav/chavette is a young person of a type characterised by brash and loutish behaviour, typically with connotations of a low social status.
2. You look a right chav.
3. A chav/chavette is a young person of a type characterised by brash and loutish behaviour, typically with connotations of a low social status.
by The Fat Chav August 24, 2021