San Diego Chargers

A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.

Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!

Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...

Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!

Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....

Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$

Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....

Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.

by Boltz17 May 24, 2011

dodge charger

A much better car than a ford mustang.

my dodge charger owned mari's mustang gt. fords suck

by shaughn June 11, 2006

Dodge Charger

The most beautiful car in the whole wide world. Sexy, hot, gorgeous.

Fe since you love the Dodge Charger so much ... why don't you marry it? I probably would if I could.

by Fefebinx September 28, 2006

the charzard

when,during intercourse you set a woman's pubic hair on fire and you put it out with your cum while flapping your arms and roaring like charzard

woman: oh thats nice wait what are you doing with that lighter!!
man: *roar*
woman: it burns put it out!!
man: skeet skeet skeet
voala the charzard is complete

by fluffernutter55 October 22, 2008

phone charger

Something you use so you can use to charge your phone. So you can talk to your girlfriend & she doesn't get mad.

My phones on 1% I'm gonna go plug it up to my phone charger.

by Softball1379 January 22, 2016

A Charzard

When your fucking a girl and then right before you cum you set her pubes on fire then extinguish it with your cum.

YO SOME ONES DOING A CHARZARD IN THE BATHROOM

by c0rnh0le October 10, 2019

charger

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money

In a blitzcrack, bob shoved the charger up his ass

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021