by anonymous November 9, 2003
Get the chardon mug.Chardons the smallest most bad ass town in Ohio. People from Chardon will stick up for eachother but also kick your ass in football. TTFU. The Chardon Crazies are best at football games. People from Chardon always say that they hate living here but in reality they will never forget it and probably will come back. The community is over run with pizza places and there's an endless supply of maple syrup. There was also a shooting at their highschool which brought the community closer than ever. The good thing about Chardon is that it's small enough that everyone knows eachother and that makes it a family. When you are from chardon you don't just "live" there you are apart of the family. Everyone has eachothers backs and that's what makes Chardon Chardon. If you ever go through Ohio definitely stop in Chardon. Just not in the winter since we get about 900 feet of snow and 0 snow days. The winters are cold but the summers are HOT. Which makes spring and fall the perfect temperatures. In the spring there is the Maple Festival and in the end of summer is the fair. Both are extremely fun and good chances to get fat on fried food. Basically, Chardon is the coolest, awesomest, happiest, best place to be.
Example 1: "Dude did you hear Marty's from Chardon?"
"That makes him even cooler damn why can't I be from Chardon?"
Example 2: "Betty's such a good friend she's from Chardon"
"Lucky! I wish that Betty was MY friend!"
"That makes him even cooler damn why can't I be from Chardon?"
Example 2: "Betty's such a good friend she's from Chardon"
"Lucky! I wish that Betty was MY friend!"
by Toppers11 August 30, 2013
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A Cardona is loyal and any girl would be lucky to date a Cardona. Cardonas are faithful and amazing to be around. But most of all their caring.
Girl 1-Damn look that her is she saying a Cardona?
Girl 2-Yeah! And I heard cardonas are hot
Girl 1- oh really well I want a Cardona
Girl 2- well good luck getting him he stays with his girl 24/7
Girl 2-Yeah! And I heard cardonas are hot
Girl 1- oh really well I want a Cardona
Girl 2- well good luck getting him he stays with his girl 24/7
by Sum1 :))) June 5, 2018
Get the Cardona mug.This morning's Chardonnache was a reminder that I need to recycle before the cleaning crew has a chance to judge me.
by MissingV November 13, 2017
Get the Chardonnache mug.An amazingly woman that is both beautiful inside and out. A caring and kind heart but is also shrewd. Often shy yet very loyal. Very hot and sexy. Sometimes scared of things yet willing to give it a go anyway. She is truely amazing if you find one hold onto her, as you will never find a better person.
by cmsmienk November 21, 2021
Get the Charona mug.Term usually used to describe someone who has absolutely nothing to share with anyone else on a subject. Also used to express acute abdominal pain and pain in the rectum.
The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).
latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.
The word is commonly used in africa to distinguish the edible elephant feces from regular shit (jesus cardona is just plain shit).
latin experts believe it is also the omen for extreme boredom but deeper studies have found that that is simply not true and spending more money and resources trying to find the real meaning of the word would be a waste since nobody really cares anyways.
"jesus Cardona!!! those Mcburritos i ate yesterday night are starting to cause trouble in my butt hole! "
"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."
"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"
"Jesus cardona man... that was the dumbest thing i have ever heard..."
"hey dude what was the presidential address about?"
"jesus cardona... dont worry about it"
by Brayan Sanchez January 13, 2009
Get the Jesus Cardona mug.1) A popular varietal wine made from the eponymous cultivar of white grape. It is particularly favored by book clubs, housewives, and concerned mothers.
2) A girls' name that, in common with most names related to a kind of alcohol, probably relates to how that child was conceived (even--no, especially--in the case of teen moms).
2) A girls' name that, in common with most names related to a kind of alcohol, probably relates to how that child was conceived (even--no, especially--in the case of teen moms).
1) After dropping the kids off at soccer practice she drove her minivan to the liquor store. She wanted to pick a good bottle of chardonnay to impress her friends that were coming over to discuss Fifty Shades of Grey.
2) Have you met my children yet? These are my daughters, Brandy, Chardonnay, and Whipped Cream Vodka.
2) Have you met my children yet? These are my daughters, Brandy, Chardonnay, and Whipped Cream Vodka.
by Weasel Dan February 16, 2015
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