Chardania

Chardania is the most truthful kind hearted person you will ever meet. When you meet her you will then understand that she is not like anyone you know. Anyone of Chardania’s friends know that you can trust her with anything and you will soon find yourself telling her all your secrets. She is funny and the kindest girl out of all your friends you might get jealous when she calls someone else her best friend because of how amazing she is. Overall if you know someone called Chardania be sure to never let her go because she is the most genuine person out of all your friends

Friend 1: “Omg is that Chardania”
Chardania: “hiiii bitchh”
Friend 2: I can hug her first”
Friend 1”no I can”

by True tings, no lie September 10, 2019

chardenay

Chardenay has bomb ass pussy! She’s sweet until you get on her bad side, like talking about her friends or family. She’s a twerkaholic and gets that thang thangin, period. She bout that action, and gives no fucks. Unless her daddy’s there…

Aye you know nay nay? She was bustin that thang down Friday night. Buh now she won’t answer my calls, her dad prolly took that bish phone! That’s Chardenay for ya, 1 time a year ass bish…

by Babycris April 10, 2022

Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

by charlie November 7, 2004

Chardonnay shakes

When you've had Chardonnay and nothing else for dinner the previous evening, and you feel like you have Parkinson's instead of a hangover.

(bring cup of coffee to the table) "Dude, you've got really shaky hands today, you ok?"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"

by I<3Barney February 17, 2010

yea sip that chardonnay

Used as a insult to one when someone has no comebacks and drinks something to pass the time and thinks for a comeback

the drink does not have to be chardonnay
but any drink

also same thing as saying you just got PWND

guy 1 : Dude your mom!
guy2:.............. (awkwardly long pause) (drinks water)

guy 1 : YEA SIP THAT WATER!!!!!!!

AT party

Guy 1 : dude you dont get any ass here
Guy2 : shut up i do

Guy 1: what is your mom here?
Guy2 :... takes big sip of Chardonnay
GUy1: yea sip that chardonnay

by BEASTNINJASTARS January 16, 2011

Chardonnay

Chardonnay:
An overly obsessed, gospel freak who constantly plots towards the demise of her friends. She currently from her physical and mental areas, and seeks attention the weirdest ways. She complains on tasks that don't matter, and has many momentary happenstances that disconnects herself from the world. Chardonnay is the girl that everyone calls odd. She’s self involved and conceitedly stuffy.

Girl, don't go Chardonnay on me.
Ooo, she completely Char'ed on me.
Hold my earrings, I'm about to pull the sweet chardonnay outta' this girl.
You know she's a char, look at her jeans.

by Keith1111111 January 9, 2008

chardanai

A bellend who usually has a boyfriend named Ben and a best friend named Tom. Then there’s that Charlotte girl on the side.

Chardanai is a dickhead

by Chardanai January 8, 2018