El Chapo

Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.
"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."
by LovingVD July 29, 2022
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El Chapo

El chapo is alive and his new name is Ethan just extremely ugly as fuck
So was up El chapo
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Dimitris Chapo

Dimitris Chapo is a really sexy and intelligent guy , he flirts with everyone and hooks up in a daily basis , sometimes he can be a big asshole , especially when you take his drugs away from him.
"-Give me back my cocaine or I'll kill you."
"-common dont be a Dimitris Chapo."
by Fjfudusjsk November 20, 2021
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