A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.
Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"
by HollowShell September 22, 2011
Get the Chapstache mug.The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.
Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic
by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015
Get the chapstatic mug.by GirthVader May 28, 2020
Get the Chapta Clappa mug.The bestest friend anyone can ask for. Chaleta’s heart is kind. She’s smart, loving, wise, and loyal. She deserves the best because she is the best.
by ChiChi588 December 1, 2021
Get the Chaleta mug.In the land of the frogs, 'chapeau' translates to 'hat.' To say 'Chapeau!' is to metaphorically take one's hat off to one's peer(s).
'Chapeau!' can have meanings as varied as 'Hello!'; 'Yes'; and 'Well done!' Either way, it must only be used in the presence of those in whom you hold high esteem; in other words, only in the presence of true scholars and not that of the so-called 'yobs.'
'Chapeau!' can have meanings as varied as 'Hello!'; 'Yes'; and 'Well done!' Either way, it must only be used in the presence of those in whom you hold high esteem; in other words, only in the presence of true scholars and not that of the so-called 'yobs.'
STUDENT: '... and that it why the Weimar Republic collapsed.'
TEACHER: 'Chapeau! What a thesis!'
OR...
FRIEND 1: 'Salutations Mr. X! How are you today?'
FRIEND 2: 'Ah, yes, what a pleasure it is to encounter you again. *COUGHS* Chapeau!'
TEACHER: 'Chapeau! What a thesis!'
OR...
FRIEND 1: 'Salutations Mr. X! How are you today?'
FRIEND 2: 'Ah, yes, what a pleasure it is to encounter you again. *COUGHS* Chapeau!'
by ChappyChappy-eau October 16, 2019
Get the Chapeau mug.1) Испанское слово, означающее "педик" (англ. "fag")
2) Участники банды Sureños этим словом оскорбляют своих врагов из банды Norteños
2) Участники банды Sureños этим словом оскорбляют своих врагов из банды Norteños
1) That guy looks like a chapete (Этот парень выглядит как chapete)
2) Hey ese lets go kill this chapete right here (Эй, братан, давай убьем этих chapete прямо сейчас)
2) Hey ese lets go kill this chapete right here (Эй, братан, давай убьем этих chapete прямо сейчас)
by Southsider Trece July 11, 2015
Get the chapete mug.The greatest minecraft youtuber to ever set foot on planet earth, Chasetale is a Pvp legend clicking a sturdy 7cps and dominating his opponents. Be Like Chasetale.
by Chasetale September 19, 2021
Get the chasetale mug.