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Chameleon Boobs

When a girl's assets look alternately excellent and non-existent on a day-to-day basis based on shirt & bra.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's boobs today?? They were looking AMAZING!!!"

"Yeah, but I saw her Tuesday and it was barely clear she had much of anything."

"Man, she must have them chameleon boobs!"
by b110 January 3, 2009
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Chameleon Hand Slam

First you shit and piss simultaneously on your hand and then slap the closest person to you until they go red. After you continue to up the rounds and slap them even more, eventually you become a God when you see the enemy's face flashing different colours.
HOLY FUCK, I GAVE HER THE CHAMELEON HAND SLAM AS THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT , SHE LOVED IT!
by xLiam OSullivan September 9, 2016
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chameleon sexual

when you don't like anyone and people don't like you so you can just be whatever you feel like with that vibe
ugh now might go chameleon sexual because no one likes me
by LILsnooki May 28, 2020
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Chameleon Dope

A flash form of methamphetamine (see Meth) which requires little time / skill to cook and changes colors when smoked. Chameleon Dope is generally produced using chlorine tablets and Dot-3 brake fluid in an aluminum can lined with Phenyl.
Tweaker 1: Damn dude, the dope just turned blue and pink!!

Tweaker 2: Yeah man, it's Chameleon Dope.
by Mr. Sage May 6, 2006
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chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.
I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.
by Guido1 February 23, 2011
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myspace chameleon

One who changes their layout, song, and default image every day.
by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006
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Hair chameleon

A person who changes the color of their hair frequently
I didn't even notice Sally today because her hair is brown now, she is a total hair chameleon.
by thecharles September 22, 2007
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