cereal

why the fuck did you search cereal, like really cereal? you could have learned about disease or even about other peoples cultures and you could even learn sex ed taught through memes, but look at you looking up cereal on urban dictionary you are a mistake.

tom: hey i just searched up cereal on urban dictionary!

jerry: kill your self

tom: i am a weirdly violent cat

jerry: i am a small mouse

by boy meets COW March 1, 2021

cereal

1. another word for being serious.
2. that hella good food that comes in a box.
3. stamps for science class that you run off to fake that you did everything in class.

1. "Dude, I'm super cereal."
2. "What did you have for breakfast? Oh i had this one kickass cereal."
3. "Hey, did you bring my cereal?"

by altecbags December 24, 2008

cereal

a slang term for serious.

are you cereal? and.. you are cereally getting on my nerves

by Haley P. April 26, 2007

cereal

A slang version of the word "serious," usually used to inflect idiocy or ditzy-ness.
Popularized by South Park's episode featuring Al Gore.

'Man-bear-pig is real, I am super, duper cereal!'

by Stealth Walrus December 9, 2008

Cereal

The word serious, shortned to cereal.

Dude, I saw Katie getting slammed by Dave in her back yard.

Dude, you cereal?

by Mattrgilberto February 3, 2008

Cereal

A codeword to talk about sex without saying the word when you're in a public area

I had the best cereal of my night last night

by Agent Indigo Ingrid Shallow August 21, 2008

cereal

Another name for weed.(Relatively good at that)

"Hey John, got any cereal for this weekend?"

by vvd May 17, 2008