shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

fierce as ceramics

Expression used to describe something more dangerous than a shark . Gained popularity after the realization that - unlike a ceramic bowl - a shark can't be used to kill (more specifically squish ) a bug .

When Ted refused to pay the hooker she became fierce as ceramics.

by michellenya October 4, 2011

Ceramic 239

Neomix of ceramic and silica and aluminum into any cartridge shell containing any smokeless powder mixed with a chip off the safety cap off a police boot into a .40s&w with a oxidizer like oxyclean.

Every cop carries a nuclear detonation device with 48 cock pops

Ceramic 239 that's one hell of a nuclear bomb

by Cody5050 December 20, 2022

hydro-ceramic engineer

A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.

I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!

by MrFoxx March 29, 2023

Ceramic bitch

Used to describe a person when they are being arrogant or rude, or to insult them.

You ceramic bitch!

by y.e.s.i.t.s.m.e.j.o.r.d.a.n May 8, 2019

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

Ceramic coating a Subaru

Inverting ones penis in another’s anus.

We were ceramic coating a Subaru last night and I’m real tiered.

by VETthoughts October 11, 2023