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ceramic

Adjective:
1. hard-headed nonsense concerning history as it pertains to present events
2. a person that holds opinion on sensitive subjects without regard to reality
3. someone that believes they can speak about things they've had no supportive experience with, (i.e. race and race relations)

unaware airhead ridiculousfrivolous scatterbrained thoughtless mindless
He's trying to deal with it but he's so white he's ceramic!
by WillfulMystic June 20, 2020
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Ceramic coating a Subaru

Inverting ones penis in another’s anus.
We were ceramic coating a Subaru last night and I’m real tiered.
by VETthoughts October 11, 2023
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A Joe Madigan Ceramic

If you are lucky enough to own a Joe Madigan ceramic, you are possibly one of the hardest individuals on the planet. Owning one of these babies means you're a massive baller, and every one of the opposite sex wants to get with you. Basically, you're the fucking man.
Did you hear that Ben bought A Joe Madigan Ceramic?
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Damn, that boys got mad drip
by 2xl Big Boy Baller Swag December 7, 2019
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hydro-ceramic engineer

A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.
I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!
by MrFoxx March 29, 2023
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Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.
Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.
by Shuaman November 20, 2018
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shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!
by pentozali August 28, 2010
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fierce as ceramics

Expression used to describe something more dangerous than a shark . Gained popularity after the realization that - unlike a ceramic bowl - a shark can't be used to kill (more specifically squish ) a bug .
When Ted refused to pay the hooker she became fierce as ceramics.
by michellenya October 4, 2011
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