Cladonis

A ship name for Clio and Adonis in Greek Mythology.

Adonis and Clio were lovers until Aphrodite cursed Clio to fall in love with someone else.

A: I like Adonis and Aphrodite.
B: eeh... I prefer cladonis...

by andrealmao December 7, 2018

celadon

a rare pokemon that uses acid piss and the other enjoys it and they have sex but be careful the celadon can dent your skin

celadon use acid piss

by thebiggesthi August 6, 2020

Calodonia

the incorrect spelling of caledonia!

Freind (text):Calodonia is a piece of shit city
Me(text):you mean Caledonia?
Freind(text):fuck you

by Epic Games User:Tyguy88873912 February 22, 2021

Caledonia

Caledonia , Lamb in Peace Lion in War. The friendliest person in the room, until she’s encountered a human that’s as useful as an amoeba. Spontaneous and fearless. Casts spells on men to get them completely obsessed , usually has stalkers. The meanest debater and will not stop the argument until she’s won.

Caledonia can’t stop telling random people why they are so stupid.

by Travelsoften November 23, 2021

Caledonia

Redneck town in Minnesota where mutants come out of.

Damn, that kid from caledonia just ripped the other kid in half.

by RobloxianSavage October 7, 2022

Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Caledonia Rubber Ducky

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025