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ceilingwalkers

Noun: The fancy shoes that some women wear that are only used when fucking. Basically, these shoes have never touched the floor, as they are always up in the air when worn. Sometimes they are just to pretty to put down on the pavement; sometimes they are bought at specialty stores (i.e., porn shops). Typically they are bright, clean and sparkly, with tall, spikey heels, and occasionally, ostrich feathers across the instep. They can never be used for walking across a floor. That said, they are basically 'virgin' shoes for non-virgins.
"My {shorty} spends all her cash on ceilingwalkers."
by Timmion August 2, 2015
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ceilinggender

when someone feels a strong personal connection with a ceiling
Person 1: what gender does that individual associate themselves as?

Person 2: ceilinggender.
by therealceiling January 19, 2022
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Pink Ceiling

Term describing discrimination against heterosexuals by homosexuals in industries that are gay dominated
Gerry wanted to be an airline steward but found that because he was straight, it was very hard to break through the pink ceiling
by King of July November 5, 2009
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spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.
Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.
by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009
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Paint the ceiling red

To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling
Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red
by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022
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Ceiling gang

Ceiling gang is a cringe gang.
PewDiePie: You're ceiling gang? Cringe.
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Ceiling Eyes

A disconcerting, blank stare that makes it seem like the person is staring at some vague spot up on the ceiling.
Audrina Patridge may have had her lips plumped, but can't she do anything about her ceiling eyes?
by jayms82 December 22, 2008
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