A girlish man, with semi-decent fashion sense who tans and waxes more than any girl should. He likes to be seen without a shirt on, making stupid kissy faces. A colohottie is one who will lead on any girl in a 2000 mile radius. He lies way too much, and is as moody as a girl on her period. His Stickam shows he is friends with lots of girls, but believe me, he isn't getting any tonight. He wears his waxed up hair in a bun at night, and wears a shower cap by day. If someone messes with his hair and/or eyebrows, he must shower in that shit.
Dude, that was SO uncolohottie.
by Uncolohottie1 May 6, 2008
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Dude, I was so wasted last night I think I gave a girl the Crazy Colombian because my nostils burnt so bad this morning.
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The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.
"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".
"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".
Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!
Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)
Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!
Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!
Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)
by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009
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Sharp object used to stab people like a knife, often used in prison by la eme, and other prison gangs.
Also see nigger shank.
Sharp object used to stab people like a knife, often used in prison by la eme, and other prison gangs.
Also see nigger shank.
JJ: Did you hear about joey? they found him lying in a puddle of his own blood, with a cholo shank in his stomach...
Tim: Meh... No big loss, guy was a waste of life anyways...
Tim: Meh... No big loss, guy was a waste of life anyways...
by blizard29 May 12, 2009
Get the Cholo Shank mug.Formidable foe, intelligent, creative, handsome, He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. Smart and funny. Has auburn hair and brown eyes. An attentive and selfless lover.
He's a guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants.
Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option.
He's a guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants.
Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option.
by MissinDavid90 March 18, 2011
Get the David Colón mug.The epitome of man. Cholo Henry is the head hauncho. He looks, acts, and even smells like a cholo.
Cholo Henries are also known from killing fathers. don't fret, cholo henry will only kill su padre in dreamworld.
Cholo Henries are also known from killing fathers. don't fret, cholo henry will only kill su padre in dreamworld.
by TaBa! March 16, 2010
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