Citygirl
A girl from the city. City girls, unlike country girls, tend to be tough, worldly and streetsmart. Country girls think city girls are weak, dependent and flaky. But you don't grow up in the middle of the city not knowing how to fend for yourself.
That's because country people love to stereotype things they never see.
That's because country people love to stereotype things they never see.
Country girl: LOL, citygirl. You probably doesn't know how to cook. Your cheesy ranch potatoes probably uses that fancy aged cheddar crap. You probably doesn't know how to fight or drive a real American truck either.
Citygirl: Oh, I know how to cook. My recipe for curry kim bap is in a popular cookbook. My best friend's husband works for a publishing company. He got my recipe published. My best friend and her husband met at a cultural festival 3 years ago, and now they're inseparable. My best friend is where I learned how to make curry kim bap from. You see, her dad's Indian and her mom's Korean. They mixed the two foods together so they can enjoy each other's cultures. We grew up eating that stuff. Her mom and my best friend thought my take on the kim bap was so good, that my recipe should be the one published, not hers.
Speaking of my best friend, I met my best friend at taekwondo practice when I was 6 years old. She's not only my best friend, she's also been my sparring partner for 20 years. We were at each other's first, second and 3rd degree black belt ceremonies. I don't drive an American truck. They don't come with standard transmissions.. Real women know how to drive sticks.
The most annoying thing about driving a stick is some jackass in a big giant truck who thinks you're starting and stopping every time you shift gears. It's like they've never seen a stick shift before.
So tell me more about your cheesy ranch potatoes, your trucks and how well you can fight?
Citygirl: Oh, I know how to cook. My recipe for curry kim bap is in a popular cookbook. My best friend's husband works for a publishing company. He got my recipe published. My best friend and her husband met at a cultural festival 3 years ago, and now they're inseparable. My best friend is where I learned how to make curry kim bap from. You see, her dad's Indian and her mom's Korean. They mixed the two foods together so they can enjoy each other's cultures. We grew up eating that stuff. Her mom and my best friend thought my take on the kim bap was so good, that my recipe should be the one published, not hers.
Speaking of my best friend, I met my best friend at taekwondo practice when I was 6 years old. She's not only my best friend, she's also been my sparring partner for 20 years. We were at each other's first, second and 3rd degree black belt ceremonies. I don't drive an American truck. They don't come with standard transmissions.. Real women know how to drive sticks.
The most annoying thing about driving a stick is some jackass in a big giant truck who thinks you're starting and stopping every time you shift gears. It's like they've never seen a stick shift before.
So tell me more about your cheesy ranch potatoes, your trucks and how well you can fight?
Citygirl by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
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