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cat person

someone (generally a woman) over 30, not married, living with multiple cats, they love cats, they believe their part cat, they swear their spiritual animal is a cat, they smoke cat nip and eat cat ass
friend: so I've been seeing this person Ash
Me: bro I've heard their a cat person

Friend: is that a bad thing?
Me: i guess not unless you like the sound of a cat while ur fucking, or the constant puring, or the non understanding of there's only two genders and the fact a animal is not part of either gender
by country bear January 19, 2019
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crazy cat person (ccp)

- A person whom cares more about their cats than themselves, others and or the Game Of Thrones series.

- A Person whom lives mostly alone, sewing cat outfits and may eat catfood themselves to get to know the cat-habitant even better.
Crazy Cat Person (ccp)

Hehe: Yo mama is a ccp! = your mother is crazy cat person.

#Sex Jokes: Dat booty... to bad she smells like a ccp! = Dat hoe smells like a cat's litter box / cat toilet.

Offencive?: Crazy cat woman? Thats offencive, rather say "crazy cat person!" = Dont call a person crazy cat male/female, say Person so in chase she is a Extreme feminist.
by The Poop Lord March 16, 2015
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conperson

The senators and conpersons inserted pork in the bill like a New York Deli on a Saturday.
by Patti B February 12, 2009
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Reverse Cowperson

When you are laying down on the bed and the your sexual partner starts riding your dick/strap-on like a mechanical bull while they are turned away from you. Often used to conceal one's identity and gender for casual sex.
Persom 1: Who was that person you hooked up with last night?
Person 2: I'm not sure, never saw their face.
Person 1: Well, was it a dude or a chick?
Person 2: Don't know, we did it Reverse Cowperson style.
by Gain Diddends November 22, 2020
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Grant Caspersen

One Sexy Ass Kid That Everyone Wants But Can't Have Cause He Is Taken..
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".
lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.
by acidaa August 9, 2021
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CatzPerson

A dumb person who thinks espresso cookie is hot. But thinks real men are disgusting. 💀💀 CatzPerson is also a cat person if it's not obvious 🙄🙄🙄😒😒😒
"CatzPerson thinks espresso cookie is hot for some reason"
by catzPerson March 1, 2022
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