Cartisexual

The best breed of people on Earth known so far, these people will defend carti with their own lives. Homophobic people even defend this bisexual man. We all believe Carti does no wrong!

Man 1: Hey Have you seen a goat recently?
Man 2: Yeah Playboi Carti over there

Man 1: Oh you’re a goat as well!
Man 2: what do you mean?
Man 1: You’re a cartisexual
Man 2: Yes, Yes I am.

by Wreckuss November 27, 2021

Barsexuality

When you are at a bar, and after drinking your sexual orientation changes.

Jen-so after a couple shots of vodka I started to make out with melissa

Dan- Oh, so you had a Barsexuality change

by Danmanzim August 5, 2009

Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

by Bosami November 19, 2013

chansexual

only attracted to the best leader BangChan of the kpop group named Stray kids.

random person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh sorry im chansexual
random person: you what?
you: i said im chansexual.
random person: why tf did i like you again..?

by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020

carsexuality

someone whos in love with their car

roger taylor

carsexuality pride!

by stupiduglykid July 10, 2022

calsexual

Someone whomst only feels sexually attracted to the feet of a male and/or female. they are neither attracted to the genitals of either a male and/or female

"I do not like sex as I am calsexual"

by Mullac James July 14, 2018

cartisexual

A person who thinks carti does no wrong. They will defend carti in any situation even if it means bringing down numeral people. They usually consider themselves one of “the boys”

Where do you find all these cartisexuals? Public school

by Peoplewithcommonsense January 18, 2021