A Caroline Story

Noun. A story that has no apparent punchline, moral, relevance, or foreseeable end leaving an awkward silence afterward between all parties when they realize that the story that was just told was completely pointless. "Caroline Story"-tellers sometimes over-compensate on their lack of humor through the extension of said story, making the process painfully long and uncomfortable to endure.

Origin: Caroline A. M., Switzerland

- "So there used to be, like, a Kiosk in Egg, and I used to go there all the time. And then one day it just left, and now I don't go there anymore."
*awkward silence*
- "Wow. That was such a Caroline Story..."

by LEONIECREATEDTHISONE January 18, 2011

the caroline

1. the beautiful, the hottest
2. well versed
3. a killa from philla
4. oh gently snarky

the caroline gets in yr thoughts and stays, yo.

by Arthur G. December 8, 2004

Dirty Carradine

Strip naked and lay on a bed with plastic wrap over your face. Let an amorous acquaintance shit on your face and enjoy the warm steamy love of it. Jerk yourself off as your brain becomes oxygen-deprived. The Dirty Carradine is an extension of the Hot Carl.

I'll order you the biggest, most expensive steak on the menu if you'll come back over to my place afterwards and assist me in the execution of a Dirty Carradine.

by Perverto majesto March 5, 2011

Caroline

This name is usually given to only the most beautiful girls. Carolines have the sexiest body and are really flexible ;) They have long gorgeous hair. All the girls want to be her, and all the guys want her. She makes an amazing girlfriend and even better wife.

That Caroline is the finest girl in the room.

by bluephant June 30, 2011

Caroline

A girl who is genuinly nice and smart. She is friends with all but doesn't give a f*** what people think about her. She is small but has a good figure. She is "tot sexy", german for drop dead sexy, and she knows how to own it

(trumpet sounds) Caroline has arrived. Bow down

by harrypotterishotter September 21, 2011

Caroline

Is a term used for a female that is very beautiful

Dang that girl is a Caroline

by shaved g fbndksksbevwh November 1, 2016

Carmelina

Carmelina is one of a kind. She’s truly

something special. Her energy is unmatched and she never fails at uplifting your mood. She’s the best thing you’ll ever find therefore you should never let her go. Sometimes she can be crazy but that’s what’s so great about her. You’ll never have a dull moment with her.

Guy: Look guys it’s Carmelina

Girl: She’s so pretty, I wish I looked like her!

by aaliyah demi August 7, 2021